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revofire

What can one make of this? Really. Like is there more proof that we can use to dig deeper in his place or is that gone with him?

hels

That is probably the strangest location for a suicide I've ever heard of.

mig2k

Well damn

Monsantos_Schlong

Is it a two bullet in the back of the head suicide? Those are my favorite

hels

Double Discharge is so common in suicides nowadays.

mig2k

Self strangulation with his own hands

123_456

How convenient.

HighSckoolDropout

The Zodiac Killer murdered four men & three women in Northern California between December 1968 and October 1969 - Ted Cruz was born in 1970 .. " lighten up !"

Lag-wagon

Ted's father... Not Ted.

simagule

So the killing stopped when he had a son?

sacofpotatoes

Man Ted really is a bad ass killing people before he was even born!

aaooaa

I'm with ya, I think too many of these autismo's have their joke detectors turned off for the night.

sacofpotatoes

Haha wow I just checked this, ur right, can't believe I got 7 downvoats for telling a joke. Some people take life to seriously

not_shadowbanned_yet

Didn't you read the headline? His dad was the Zodiac killer. Must be a family resemblance.