Dysnomia

The lack of surprise on the part of those listening and the subsequent cover up...

This is my kinda submission. Commendable link. Good job.

fluxusp

European Commission President Boozer.

pitenius

Does he look drunk? Is this the kind of thing drunk people say? In my experience, drunks say shit like "Britain had a big vote, but who cares because they're all fags and their food is shit", not "I consulted the leaders of other planets and they're worried".