Single Shooter

Single Shooter ( townhall.com )

submitted 2016-07-08T19:08 by pauly_pants

12 comments

Tbear05 2016-07-09T02:56

Serious, what happened with the snipers on the roof? Most news agencies reported on this.

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E-werd 2016-07-09T02:36

You can't get 100% of the people if 2 of 3 escaped. There can be only one.

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Atarian 2016-07-09T01:24

Why is it always evil white men murdering poor defenceless peaceful black people?

No wait

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Javik2186 2016-07-08T22:03

Are you sure there is just only one? Who knows, probably there was a second shooter firing away from his position on the grassy knoll. Probably the same guy who killed John F. Kennedy.

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XPS 2016-07-08T20:22

What about the woman who was arrrested?

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bdmthrfkr 2016-07-08T19:46

I single shooter that is able to kill 5 cops and injure 6 others with an "assault rifle"* makes for a better argument for an "assault rifle"* ban.

*an actual assault rifle is fully automatic and a military grade weapon.

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Dysnomia 2016-07-09T21:33

An SKS is a military rifle.

Comrade Chesnokov would be very proud.

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Nerdninja 2016-07-08T20:07

No, a rifle becomes and assault rifle once a flashlight is attached to it. Don't you watch the news?

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bdmthrfkr 2016-07-08T20:32

Wow, I totally forgot the trans-formative power of the almighty flashlight.

Thank you for the correction, my humblest apologies.

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Monsantos_Schlong 2016-07-08T19:24

I thought there was three at San Bernardino.

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VoutGuy 2016-07-08T19:12

Did we say we were looking for another guy? And couldn't find him? Nah, there was only one after all.

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MCVoat 2016-07-08T19:09

Wha? This morning it was a team of shooters?

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