spiritual_gangster

It's a risky operation, but I think it'll be worth it.

CelestialPhoenix

Thank God we have a world leading statistician and sociologist that is the authority in these fields! Fortunate are we to host your grace upon our most humble interwebs sir.

Anti-Stupid

Yeah, cause that happened.

chance_pictures

Pokemon CSGO needs conspiracy theories to be interesting.

common_sense

Holy generalization, Batman.

Grunge

do people seriously walk on other people's property to catch shit? I live in the city, haven't seen it yet.

european

Perfect gangstalking app

Al_Rubyx

Hey you. Stop being a Cuck (and a fatass).

Pawn

attractive nuisance laws.

Philosopher_King

I got curtains. Let pokestops hit my place, idc.

Datawych

Turn on the sprinklers.

Water_Thug

That makes literally no sense.

CelestialPhoenix

But but feelings....

leaffur

Yes, because everything posted on 4chan is completely factual.

The pokestops have been ingress portals for fucking years. They're not adding any. OP is a fucking faggot who doesn't understand how the game works

Water_Thug

Except they are currently taking suggestions because yes, they are adding a bunch.

Mr_Wolf

Sounds like a great tool to get our borders patroled, that wall could be built with bodies.

BrimstoneBrute

Gov't is already a step ahead of you. Setting traps on your lawn is against the law.

Tb0n3

believing greentext

2016

Spectral

Well to be fair, google has been known to help the american government spy on people. And google is involved in this app, it wouldnt exactly be so far fetched. Tin foil brigade has been correct so many times its difficult to ignore.

salvia_d

I know parents who are playing this with their kids.

Sciency

I know parents that play this instead of playing with their kids. Of course, they'd find some way to avoid responsibility without the game, so I can't entirely blame pokemon for that.

salvia_d

I can't believe people that I know are actually playing this. Sad :(

cointelpro_shill

i caught a bitchin' fat psyduck the other day

i named him psyabetes

Setnal

Wait, so all i have to do is criticize the government and i can get more pokemon? Deal.

cointelpro_shill

Who's that Pokemon??

It's...

SUSPECT # 02446 !