Rosenkavalier

The "are you really surprised?" line is truly sad.

tchouk

-"The government is spying on all our communication!".
- "Yeah, whatever, conspiritard. Go back to your lizard people chemtrails".

Snowden revelations happen

-"Look! I was right all along!".
-"Whatever, I've got nothing to hide anyway, you traitor-loving faggot"

This happens all the time.

The only thing that could maybe, maybe, change this standard response is if we get 100℅ undeniable proof --during the Superbowl-- that 9/11 really was an inside job.