meantartarsauce

yeah but every time the show gets boring, that just means something crazy is coming right around the corner

fluxusp

Double unfit.

luckyguy

When you misread titles:

Secret Service leaks Hillarys death to press.

So exited.

SaneGoatiSwear

and here i read

Secret Service leaks hillary's possible imminent death to press.

imnotabicycle

Should we guess how that informant will accidentally die in the next couple of days?

luckyguy

Can't stop the signal.

totes_magotes

  1. Get camera with hotshoe mount and can fire off very quickly. Nikon D4 can snap up to 11 frames per second

  2. Get hotshoe flash that can keep up. They exist...

  3. Go to Hillary rally. Get nice and close.

  4. Snap lots of photos with flash. The D4 can do 200 in a nonstop burst before you have to stop.

  5. Watch Hillary have a seizure and bust her head open on the podium, fall off stage, break neck, and die.

  6. Problem solved.

TerraKell

Seizure triggers for people with photosensitive epilepsy

  • Light seen through a fast-rotating ceiling fan may trigger a seizure. Using a slow-rotating fan would reduce this risk.
  • Fluorescent strip lights and light bulbs may trigger a seizure if they flicker because they are faulty.
  • Novelty badges do not have to comply with health and safety regulations, so they could flash at any rate. There is the possibility that these could cause you to have a seizure.
  • Some high contrast or moving patterns can trigger seizures in some people with photosensitive epilepsy. Black and white stripes (prison bars?). Large areas of floor and ceiling tiles with high contrast lines. Looking down a moving escalator.

In the UK, the flash rate of strobe lights is restricted to a maximum of four flashes a second by the Health and Safety Executive. This rate is considered to be safe for most people. However, some people with photosensitive epilepsy may still find strobe lights could trigger a seizure.

Flash frequency faster than 4 per second could possibly trigger a seizure.

Gorillion

You mean like a strobe attack? Holy shit. It would be an amazing moment to witness, but enjoy getting shot and/or locked away for the rest of your life.