crazy_eyes

It's a clone

Courtjester

Maybe the body double is the one with pneumonia.

ricky_spanish

Dave

Maeglor

She's dead

the-gerbil-in-my-bum

mfw @alphawookie is a establishment shithead

dabork

Nah, he just likes pissing in peoples' cornflakes. He spent a lot of time building up enough CCP to make himself brigade-proof and now he just says whatever retarded shit he wants to and whenever he loses too much CCP he just goes to a hate sub and circlejerks or posts obvious race bait that will get easy upvotes and correct the damage.

He IS one of the angriest little kids I've seen on this site. If it isn't a persona he's using to troll, I feel really bad for his parents. The dedication he has to being as big of a cunt as he can means he's probably a shit kid.

foltaisaprovenshill

I think he's genuinely one of the afraid-of-his-own-shadow cowardly authoritarian pussies who wants the TSA to check his asshole every time he takes a shit.

dabork

It is funnier to think of him like that but the sad thing is he's probably just a "regular" 16-24 year old guy who just has a lot of internal bitterness about things and has no outlet for his emotions.
As tired as the trope is, he probably has very little if any friends, doesn't socialize much, and has a very unsatisfying life. Somebody with a booming social life and a life that nourishes their soul doesn't lash out this aggressively this regularly. Something is missing in his life and he's filling the void with hate.

WhiteRonin

When was that selfi posted?

Depends in the hosting site, the meta data might still be on the picture.

Big_Willy_Wallace

Let's get something straight. There is no fucking pneumonia. It is something much more serious.

HitlerIsBlack

YES, she does. I noticed she look different some times and in some of her pictures, I was googling it the night before her collapse. https://i.sli.mg/jASNt8.png

Onlio

Kind of like that "crazy, conspiracy theory" that she is in ill health. It seems like all the "crazy, conspiracy theories" are actually true.

AlphaWookie

Hardly.

foltaisaprovenshill

Cry more, cowardly authoritarian cuck.

green_man

Under normal circumstances I would consider this wild conspiracy theory bullshit, but due to the secretive, manipulative and downright fraudulent nature of the hillary campaign this is actually plausible in my mind.

AlphaWookie

It is not.

Get outside more.

the-gerbil-in-my-bum

because the term conspiracy theory wasnt invented by the CIA to discredit what couldnt be reasoned with

blackguard19

That's exactly what it was created for: to discredit anyone who had doubts about the Warren commission. I can't believe we're here in a conspiracy sub and people are shying away from the label. Throughout the years the FBI has admitted to false flag operations. We see clear signs of fakery in all these supposed mass shootings etc. I can't remember the guy's name but some former CIA clandestine divisions operative has recently come clean and said that ALL recent (since 9/11) attack events in the U.S. have been staged.

I stared intensely studying the moon landing only about a month ago and I'm not 80% sure we never went, I'm 99.5% sure we never went.

One thing people need to realize: it's not uneducated Wal-Mart shoppers who believe in these theories, it's PhD's, aviation experts, physicists, and critical thinkers.

AlphaWookie

NO it was not. Damn you are dumb.

Get outside more.

Maeglor

Why does someone need to go outside to obtain or possess knowledge/wisdom?

DirtyRainbows

yeah, everyone knows books are in the library, which is inside.

the-gerbil-in-my-bum

i fart in your general direction

blackguard19

Man, people need to get over this stigma about conspiracy theories. It's already known that she has a lookalike. And you know most if not all Presidents probably have body doubles.

Why would she be paraded out in front of some cameras and left unattended by SS if only for a brief time? Why would her upcoming California trip be canceled, yet she is out there saying "I feel great" and hugging a child despite having ostensibly been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days before?

The only thing that makes me doubt this is a fake Hillary is the voice, which sounds impeccably like the real thing.

Conspiracy theories are real. Keep in mind our government has a CIA with a little division called the Psy Ops division that is solely focused on conditioning and distracting the masses. Deceptions happen before your eyes; most people fall for them all the time.

AlphaWookie

Get outside more.

foltaisaprovenshill

Lay off the government's dick once in a while and think for yourself. Oh wait, I forgot that's impossible for cowardly authoritarian cucks like you.

SaneGoatiSwear

do more research.

kryptoniankoffee

I was going to say the same. The sheer amount of collaborative disinformation being thrown around has brought us to the point where anything seems plausible. Welcome to the bottomless rabbit hole.

AlphaWookie

Welcome to autism if you fall for bullshit like this.

Konran

FFS! Have people never heard of The USS Maine, Tavistock, MK Ultra, Operation Gladio, Gulf of Tonkin, Tuskagee Airmen, NSA/GCHQ illegal data collection, etc? These are all 'conspiracy theories' that have been admitted to as being 'conspiracy facts' by the very authorities and secret services that conducted them.

It gets beyond a joke that people keep on saying conspiracy theorists are autistic tinfoil hat wearing dweebs who still live with their mothers - an easy ad hominem attack. Going for the personal; never the actual argument.

The fact is that these things happened in the past, and a reasoned mind would accept that these things would probably happen now and will do so again in the future.

Or do people think that these 'secret services' have developed a heightened sense of morals all of a sudden?

foltaisaprovenshill

No, it's just that /u/AlphaWookie is an authoritarian cuck.

kryptoniankoffee

What, you think it can't be done, or that it wouldn't be done?

Body doubles have been used for politicians/political leaders in the past. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_decoy

So, if her health situation was desperate enough, you think Hillary would be above using a healthier looking double in public because of what...her integrity?

Who's supposed to be the naive one here?

TFP191

Mine as wel, my conspiracy sense tells me it is too good to be true. Why would a very ill person be used for POTUS if thier death could not be of some value.