casualwhoaversereade

Seems to be the new thing. Busted for something? Just lose the evidence. Whoopsy daisy! I'm going to try that next year on my taxes. "Sorry, I lost all my receipts and income records." My bad. Honest mistake.

grandmacaesar

Maybe the NSA can fax 'em a copy.

Peglius

I'm sure the dog ate their fax machine to

Peglius

The dog ate all my incriminating evidence! oh no!