"You just got pranked"

I know this is a joke, but now with PizzaGate I am not laughing.

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was going to be that joke:
hillary: "Satan! You said you would make me win!"
satan: "You said you had a soul."

Those of you who don't know anything about gematria and jezuits and all the shit they believe in, have no idea how much this has fucked with them. Hillary was prophesized to be the ruler. They are shitting themselves, because our meme magic is stronger.

Podesta tried to use spirit cooking to get hit Hillary the presidency. Instead he fucked up and had the cubs won the World Series.

Satan has no power against our lord Kek. Praise Kek!

You know, Satan is a fallen angel, right?

Through all the stories, he has no power in this world. Eve had to decide to eat the fruit, Job was abused by God, Jesus wandered the desert and would have had to choose the temptation from Satan.

I think he has a sick sense of humor in his promises. You may get what he promises, you may not. But either way, in the end, it's up to the big man upstairs what happens to your soul.

If you believe in that sort of thing, of course.

Satan has some class. There is no way he'd help her. There is absolutely nothing she has of value.

It wasn't for nothing, she actually enjoys the taste.

Satire.

I think.