Why are there so many - dozens! - 5-star positive reviews over the last couple of hours?

That will just drive them underground and block peoples' attempts to investigate them. If they have instagram and twitter they may take them offline as well.

https://archive.is/E0E8s :

Comet Ping Pong

'Our "NO JEFFS CLUB" music video for Jeff Rosenstock 's "Wave Goodnight To Me" premieres today along with the announcement of the brand new Jeff Rosenstock record "Worry" on SideOneDummy Records . '

' Big thanks to Comet Ping Pong for hosting the party!'

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