Wish i could just stumble upon a fuckton of weapons. Dumb bitch reported them. I cannot say i would have done the same. I would have been very very quiet about finding them, and would have a very VERY difficult time wiping a massive shit eating grin off my face.

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2017/01/04/us/politics/ap-us-weapons-found-potomac.html?_r=0

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/01/04/guns-in-violin-case-other-weapons-found-along-potomac-in-dc.html