“Mrs Clinton is another story,” the operative continued. “Contrary to popular belief, dumping a warm bucket of water over her will not make her melt away. She’s made of tougher stuff. Our assets here include a detachment of retiarii gladiators who will be wearing light body armor and be equipped with weighted fishing nets, iron tridents and daggers. They have been training for over two decades to deal with the nightmare scenario of a Hillary Clinton presidency and we’re confident they’ll be able to get the job done, snare the former Secretary of State in their nets, and present her to President Obama who will render the appropriate ‘pollice verso’ verdict.”

I'm thinking this is a satire site, OP. Your confirmation bias is showing.