From Reddit post:

This story is sourced from lastlineofdefense.com which has this as a disclaimer: DISCLAIMER: The Resistance may include information from sources that may or may not be reliable and facts that don’t necessarily exist. All articles should be considered satirical and any and all quotes attributed to actual people complete and total baloney. Pictures that represent actual people should be considered altered and not in any way real.

I can't find any reports anywhere else.