iamrage

If that jujyfruit looking cocksucker gets into government, I'll tell Hans to stay home 'cause I want the honour of roasting that twinkle toe motherfucker alive myself.

MirrorMan

I give him more of a chance than Chelsea, but less chance of Bernie being president.

Eleutheria

Chelsea-Zuck ticket in 2024 confirmed.

Rainy-Day-Dream

this is an easy one we just need to make facebook fail and shit on whatever he tries to do after

greycloud

groomed you say? we should stop this child abuse!

cdglow

I think he wants to run for office and is taking steps to work on his public image by pretending to be religious or touring random poors houses. However, I think OP's analysis is incorrect as he will ultimately not run: he lacks the charisma and has too many skeletons in his closet.

Zuckerberg isn't going to be an owned politician...he's the one who is going to be doing the owning. He's got enough dirt to exert a ton of influence from the shadows until his death. He has secrets about either everybody who is running, or at least their enemies. That's a fantastic amount of power to run things from behind the scenes and flip a close House/Senate vote if needed.

ZucktheCuck

hi

Eatingsomecashews

Considering how the company he started operates, I'll never vote for him.

PhilaFerret

"Grab her by the pussy," was a statement made in private between two adults.

Creating a network based on rating women by looks and popularity seems much more misogynistic.

eyeVoated

Yet women flock to the website

Trapezoidal

He will rule from the shadows like the rest of the Jews or whats in fashion today marry the presidents daughter

goatsandbros

This kid is such a hollow faggot that the only way he could be a politician is for him to be an owned one.

Gorillion

LOL, no cunt on the planet would vote for that faggot. He's the dictionary definition of "no charisma" come to life.

He's so unappealing he couldn't even get a fucking trophy wife FFS.

lude

I agree. Even the left despises him because of that whole Hawaii thing.

ARsandOutdoors

How do we make sure that doesn't happen?

ToTheMoonAlice

I would not be sad if someone gave him lead-poisoning.

GizaDog

Fuck the Zuck!

zuck

Not very nice are you?

GizaDog

It's proper!

senpaithatignoresyou

Probably his exit strategy for when facebook goes under.

The content police is yet another thing to make facebook less fun. Entertainment that is not fun or entertaining has no market value.

Figbash

Hes got the entitled douchebag qualities already.

derram

https://archive.is/ooVsJ | https://vgy.me/6emCQH.png :

Mark Zuckerberg reveals he’s no longer an atheist | New York Post

'The Facebook founder, who formerly identified as an atheist, revealed last week that religion has come back into his life in a holiday post. '

' I hope to continue understanding the faith more deeply,” he wrote in a post that included a photo of him kneeling in front of the pagoda. '

'Buddhism is an amazing religion and philosophy, and I have been learning more about it over time. '

'I was raised Jewish and then I went through a period where I questioned things, but now I believe religion is very important,” he wrote. '

'Zuckerberg’s wife is a practicing Buddhist, which he has taken interest in. '

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dingomeat

yeah, but by "the faith" he clearly means talmudic judaism