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Imagining the comically masterful knife skills of Muslims these days ( conspiracy )

submitted 2017-06-04T15:29 by blackguard19

Well of course we won't see any footage of stabbings taking place even though London has been on critical terror alert with militarized police roaming the streets since the 5/22 hoax, and also happens to be the #2 most video surveilled city in the world, with a CCTV camera for every 14 citizens. Of course we won't see that, that would actually be evidence to support the lurid mainstream media reports.

So like any of these terror events, much is left to the imagination. I just think of what it would physically take to rampage trough a terrified crowd and go on a stabbing spree while yelling "This is for Allah!" and let me just say, these ISIS training caves are home to some of the world's premier martial artists, maybe of all time, whose blade skills would surely be the envy of even the best ancient Samurai warriors.

Such a feat can only be compared to subduing over a hundred jet passengers in closed quarters armed with a box cutter, as was done by perhaps the same Muslim swordsmen of old who trained these killing machines.

Imagine them running amok while simultaneously able to tell people about Allah while killing and inflicting life-threatening injuries on people numbering in the double digits. All while avoiding being tackled, pummeled, bludgeoned, by grown men, or shot by the aforementioned heavily armed police for an impressively long span -- all while deftly avoiding all cameras, Metal Gear Solid style.

These guys are simply slicing and dicing machines. I imagine them -- as we all must continue to do, given whatever bullshit reason none of the attacks were caught on camera this time -- and shudder at the sight of these whirling yet stealthy buzz-saws of death.

They hate our freedomz!!!! XD

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