Fast Food Conspiracy

It's well known fast food is heavily engineered, with chemical fragrances being the main driver to stimulate ones appetite. Most brands use color science to stimulate the appetite or set their market position. The cattle & poultry processing plants are unspeakable. There's literally shit in the meat. The mindless occupation template is perfected from Ford's assembly line examples. Unions don't exist. Mass quantities of prime real estate bought up to prop up these businesses. The customer does about half of the labor themselves (fills their own drinks, throws the remains away, and places their tray in an organized pile for cleaning). Kids are indoctrinated to this standard by using "free" play centers to lure them in, get fed, and be educated by clowns & kings the food is healthy. Many places actually have uncomfortable seating to maximize turnover. Small-to-mid-size farms are exploited with the threat that commercial farming could wipe them out. Local businesses have to compete with these highly optimized machines that have the best real estate and unlimited marketing budgets. Illegals take rock bottom pay at processing plants. The FDA, USDA, OSHA, Corporate media, UN are mostly giving gross violations a cheap pass, likely thanks to heavy investments in lobbying.

I realize some of that is not conspiracy (plenty is capitalism), but some of it definitely is.

I'm 80% certain freeway onramps are an Alien-Nazi Conspiracy. Every time we enter or exit a freeway, we are transported to a parallel dimension. Since there are an infinite number of parallel universes, most all the different dimensions you've visited in your life are mostly identical to each other. However, every once in a while you enter a new universe that is so bizarre that you will notice the change.