Outback should just roll w it. Introduce an entire line of super spicey foods. The Devils Onion and Diablo Chicken and shit like that.

https://archive.is/gWKaX | :

Outback Steakhouse denies cult operation

'It started, as occult conspiracy theories do, with a question: "Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning?"', "Could the purveyor of the Bloomin' Onion be a front for a Satanic cult?"

'The musing, posted by Twitter user @eatmyesthetics , came with maps of major U.S. cities all showing one thing: The Outback Steakhouse locations in those metro areas could connect to form pentagrams, the five-sided stars sometimes tied to occultism. '

'But the Twitter user who unearthed the faux conspiracy remained unconvinced: "I'm glad I helped uncover outbacks occultist agenda (because) now I will soon be applying there."'

'Still, more than 100,000 users republished the maps, igniting unserious investigation into the worlds of the occult and casual dining. '

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