Why armies with grey uniforms usually lose wars? ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

Once can be an accident. Twice can be a coincidence. Thrice is a pattern.

Have you ever noticed that both the Confederate and the Nazi-German armies had grey uniforms, and both lost the war? My theory is that both their ruling elites had a mental condition that made them prefer the grey color. Normal brains prefers the blue color overall, while demented brains prefer grey. Can somebody confirm that no army wearing grey uniforms won a war?

MrWicked

I agree but unless you are in a top advisory role you have no say in where we wage war. You just go where you are told and do your job.

mightnotbearobot

no one ever joined the marines to be cozy.

No, they join the air force

MrWicked

Thank you for your service.

mightnotbearobot

Do you want to nosh him off while you are at it?

MrWicked

nosh: Yiddish word meaning to snack

Fuck off kike

mightnotbearobot

lol, so triggered

theoldones

grey = dull = lack of any encouraged dissent = more rigid armies = an army that cannot adapt?