Nostrildamus_Sneezed

MGM is a wizardocracy and Ellen is just one of their many sorceresses. How human beings can be so motherfucking imbecilic as to drain their brains of cognition, will, and individualism by submitting to the dark machinations of pyscho-laboratory gambling resorts under the neon fantasia of the sticky Las Vegas hell web lies far fucking outside my realm of understanding.

Languishing through hallucinogenic hazes resulting from corporate/government neuro-manipulation strategies is a shit way to goddamn vacation.

BoraxTheFungarian

DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING! cue rush of endorphines

dreamdigital

Drop the mic.

LadyGlitterSparkles

It certainly explains why he isn't being interviewed by an actual journalist.