queenhootie

who let this one out of the lab... sounds like the ebola crap that just stopped being in the news one day

BearShills

Oh no it's an international emergency. Better close the borders. Whoops, sorry Africa....

Buttcannon

Who ever rolled this game of pandemic got super lucky. Usually it is impossible to infect Madagascar.

EvilSeagull

It appears the citizens played the foolish game of dancing with the corpses of those who died of plague and they are the lucky winners of the grand prize.

WhyNoDonuts

3hours? Noo way. If that's true the good thing is that it's too fast and won't have a chance too propagate. Good old TB works better.

boughdoy

Nukkah... nukkah... that shit I gave you last week? That's nothing, my nukkah.

This shit right here, my nukkah. This shit right here. This shit here, right here, my nukkah.

That shit I had last time? Nothing. This shit gets you high. This shit's called "death" my nigga.

Atsuki

Just wipe out all the niggers please. Jews would be nice, too.

EvilSeagull

So is the WHO advocating for a travel ban?

Lafall

or it wants to take them as refugees? then sell America the vaccination they hope to have copyrighted

FuckYourSafespace

Please hit Israel please hit Israel please hit Israel

BlowjaySimpson

If this was Pandemic, and you were playing, is there really another choice?

SurfinMindWaves

3 hours seems like a plus. I'd want to go quickly.

dooob

Welp, Jews wont be able to denie it this time.

Onlio

I'm really happy that there are no borders anymore. I'm also glad that we don't test people coming in to this country for any diseases. I'm glad that if we find they have untreatable diseases we let them in anyway.

SurfinMindWaves

Sometimes we even pay for them to fly over on a jet, just cuz we're nice that way.