WhyNoDonuts

Theey will take any "professional" wannabe with a twenty year old humanities degree and a desire to be professional. Weekend programs involve 12-14 hour days, all sorts of group work and exercises designed to make you feel accomplished. They delay meals and restrict bathroom breaks, and basically use every tactic in the Scientology manual to stress you while building you up with self-satisfying accomplishments and "levels".

Basically, they look for lonely under-accomplished women on the cusp or throes of menopause, and prey on the weak ones. I know someone who ended up reinventing her look to resemble the spokeswoman from totallynotrobots. They do it for the imagined self-satisfaction they would get if they had that job they are dressing for.

badruns

For the lazy, the TLDR: Jews.

Shocker I know.

GizaDog

For the stupid, they courted Jewish people in to this program for money!

I know...its easy to read the story!

jesus_is_lord

the rising sun, sun worshipers = Luciferians