the_sharpest_knife

"Hey relax gai, look over here"

123_456

Yup. They're scumbags.

TheBuddha

I had pizza last night. It had cheese and was, thankfully, hairless, fresh, and unused. Nobody had tampered with my cheesy pizza, it even had extra cheese.

It was delicious! It was so delicious, it should be illegal! It was so young and innocent looking, until you really got into it. Then, it knew what I wanted and how to satisfy me - just like an adult meal.

srayzie

I'm a big pizzagate follower. This article should clear things up.

Like Pastan, James Alefantis, owner of Comet Ping Pong in D.C., doesn't build his pizza sauce with DOP San Marzanos. For seven years, he has been buying late-harvest tomatoes from Toigo Orchards in Shippensburg, Pa., and canning them at nearby Stello Foods for use at Comet. Last year, Alefantis estimates, he bought 12 tons of Toigo tomatoes, which Stello turned into sauce and canned before trucking the jars to the basement at Buck's Fishing & Camping, Alefantis' other restaurant nearby.

GaydolphNiggler

That fucking peter pan pose he is doing is intentional. He is taunting us.

GizaDog

The best part is that the media defending this Pedo. The level of deception is eye opening.

KekistanEmperor

This is a pretty big fuck up. No one lies about having a basement unless there's something fucked about it.

He's a surrogate of the Rothchilds. How else to explain how he was described as one of the 50 most powerful men in DC? They flaunted it and now can't believe people actually caught on.

Ohsoedgy

He looks exactly like the she beast wearing the golden bull necklace. I forget it's name, but it's an easily googleable Rothchild photo.

KekistanEmperor

I saw that and you're right, he does. Probably one of her eggs carried in a surrogate. Creepy as fuck.

StormSaxon

You have to wonder if he knows he's contradicting himself. He knows we've put the pieces together but the media and DC police are on his side so he feels comfortable taunting us: "Nice try, but I've won. Everyone thinks you're a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists. It's been over a year since the DNC leak and all the children have been killed or relocated."

RampancyLambentRaven

Idiots Are Complaining About Our Porn! And Some One Posted They Were Paranoid About Another DDOS Attempt! Start Setting Monsters, Spells, And Traps! Go To Ground Like We Took A Missile And Got Knocked Out Of The Sky! Now!

Negro_Nazi

Cast magic missle

Caveman_in_a_suit

KermitTea.jpg: Technically, he's not lying if during the interim the former basement was converted to a dungeon... but that's none of my business

lemon11

Canning his own tomatoes sounds like the sort of half-believable line a pathological liar would throw out to explain the basement. The logistics of doing it yourself for a restaurant doesn't make sense to me.

TheWorstImaginable

10 tons a year that's like what... 10000 2pound cans? Is tomato all they serve? How big is this basement? I just pulled out a can of tomato juice. 1.36 liters, 8 inches tall, 4.5 inches diameter. I did the math. Volume is about 128 cubic inches per can. Something like 13 cans per cubic foot.. so they have 1000 cubic feet of canned tomato down there? 200 square feet of 5 foot tall stacks of tomato cans.

Cold_Guinea_Pig

Who cares about the tomatoes? The point here is that he mentions a basement and then says they don't have one. Couldn't care less about the flaming tomatoes.

facetumor

You would need a lot of people to get that done in any reasonable period of time.

heuristic

maybe he's not canning tomatoes.. 10 tons of sauce == 320,000 ounces. This is approximately 16,000 pizzas using an average of 5 ounces of sauce. 333.3333333 pizzas per week. The question. what is there annual sales.

lemon11

Ten tons of tomatoes. That cooks down to much less sauce, and we don't know how often they harvest, either. I don't think it's infeasible, it's just wildly impractical. From an older thread at Eddit conspiracy, which this was apparently taken from, there are links to stories that claim how it's the next-door basement which he also owns, and they're selling sauce separately. Yet the contradictions remain.

It's strange how a business can integrate so much into its operations and yet the guy only manages to dribble veritable conspiracy bait into the press.

TheWorstImaginable

Lol I also did some ridiculous math. That's 1000 cubic feet or more of tomato cans, or 200 square feet stacked 5 feet high

RageAgainstTheAmish

Annual sales of just pizza alone or are we including sales of children also?

LegalTDImmigrant

It's not only used for pizza though. What about sides for mozzarella sticks, pasta, etc?

lipids

Some tasks are surprisingly easy when done on a large scale. The difference between canning 10 and 100 jars is minor. Prep and cleanup are the same for both.

Awisegrasshopper

Negative. The cleanup and prep time is not the same. We have all seen the restaurant in photos and they "don't have a basement". So where do you store 2,500 gallons of sauce? Where do you santize (boil) 2,500 gallon jars? I have watched my Granny can many times, his statements make no sense.

lemon11

Yes, and I upvoated you because you're right that it's a doable thing, and people do it. It seems they also sell the sauce on its own.

It's just canned tomatoes are the textbook example for quality non-local ingredients, and some chefs gush about it because it's counter-intuitive to people. But never underestimate the inefficiency of hipster restaurants.

heuristic

unfortunately, this is 320,000 ounces. far from a small, fluid operation

Alois_sticklgruber

Can we get a gofundme for someone to get a sample of his DNA?

If we can figure out he is a Rothschild, it would be a huge puzzle piece. Figuring out who he is working for, where his loyalty lies is key to all this

Ohsoedgy

You have Rothchild dna to compare it to once you get Jimmy Comets?

Alois_sticklgruber

One step at a time

jerry

Dumbazz that’s like saying every Isis scum is directly related to Mohammed dna is pointless af here unless there’s already some dna to compare it to

Alois_sticklgruber

Huh?

What are you talking about? One step at a time man, one step at a time

jerry

How is the pedo pizza owner gonna be a rothschild? He’s a fuckin nobody at best a pedo fagget nobody at worst the odds of him having the same blood as the family of old money is low lol

Alois_sticklgruber

He is rumored to be a Rothschild, which would make sense because a gay pizza restaurant owner doesnt get to be one of the most influential people in D.C.

heuristic

no its not. in fact its nothing like that.

Oh_Well_ian

Comet was a showcase or an auction site. Pedo's would bid on the children there, who were from local orphanages or foster homes. This explains the large number of kids who were unaccompanied by adults. The TV in the bar area was not showing sports, but the ping pong area where the kids were playing. After a bid was won, the merchandise would be 'delivered' later.

heuristic

yea, that's where the murders happened

RageAgainstTheAmish

No the murders happen in the refrigeration unit and the kids are sold in the basement and moved to other buildings through the underground tunnel that they dug