Devious1

You're only coming to this realisation now? What I don't get is why are so many people installing wiretaps in there home. Amazon echo etc... You guize are all fkd.

Sum-of-Nun

Once upon a time, I dropped my phone in the tub. The water fucked up the camera's autofocus so that it would get stuck and make an audible grinding sound.

I stopped using Facebook when I noticed this grinding sound happening when I opened the app.

This sound also started happening out of nowhere in the middle of the night. Trashed it.