boywasthere

Research adult weight of platypus and beaver, vast difference. This guy off his rocker

lordbeatlejuicethe1

unless the platypus fakery is small beavers

boywasthere

Only that baby beavers cannot swim, not only that but try and put a beak that large on a baby who can't swim, this guy should put down the crack pipe

I_SCREAM_TRUCK

Wut?

lordbeatlejuicethe1

is true think about it

look online for images and look for prosthetics

boywasthere

The nostrils are too close to end of beak, look at a ducks bill. It does seem like its pressed on because the fur at the start of the beak is nothing similar to a ducks

I_SCREAM_TRUCK

Im australian.

I seen them. Up close. Often.

Platypus have been a thing since before retards could get on the internet.

Theyre on our 5c piece.

lordbeatlejuicethe1

have you held one?

I_SCREAM_TRUCK

Theyve got a poisonous barb on their back feet. You leave them the fuck alone or you watch the handler from behind the glass if its at the zoo.

Dont know if youve heard about this place but its full of indigenous shit that is trying to kill us like red backs blue ringed octopus and alice springs niggers.

Ive never seen a beaver except on tv. Maybe your the liars and beavers are fake.

lordbeatlejuicethe1

no i have shot a beaver and ate it so beaver is for sure real.

kinda convenient about the venom so nobody can get close

I_SCREAM_TRUCK

Nah bro beavers are the lie. Theyre badgers that immigrated from the UK during the civil war covered with coal and that have had eye surgery so they can see better and dental implants to improve their wood chewing ability.

And dont get me started on those shrink rayed kangaroos you apparently call 'rabbits'

lordbeatlejuicethe1

dud3 do you work for the zoo

I_SCREAM_TRUCK

No dude. We dont have basements to live in where im from so we tend to get out of the house more. We tend to learn about our animals young so we know that when a wallaby rears back on its tail around you it wants to fuck you up not give you a cuddle .

lordbeatlejuicethe1

dude i live in arkansas and aint basements here cause of subtropical climate shit floods and grows mold.

i am a hog hunter and i promise beavers are real dude. i killed one. shoot a platypus and post pic.of closeup it body?

I_SCREAM_TRUCK

Yeah nah we dont go around shooting shit to prove to people on the internet it existed. I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt.

lordbeatlejuicethe1

dude i shot the beaver to make beaver jerkey how is some1 a cunt for feeding they self.

found the sjw cunt!

I_SCREAM_TRUCK

Which is not the same as shooting it just to prove to someone on the internet it existed. We also dont EAT platypus and i jave no use for its pelt.

lordbeatlejuicethe1

well yes people do all the time for trophies?

you are confirmed sjw liberal

I_SCREAM_TRUCK

Yeah ok have a lovely day.

sharks_n_colorado

My whole like has been a lie

lordbeatlejuicethe1

yes it has. welcome to the real world