Atarian

What if your mom stopped fucking sailors?

This kind of question is a thought exercise at best. This is an unfounded fear (at this point), come back when you have some evidence.

Better yet, buy one of those stud finder things and wave it over everyone you know who's been to hospital in the last two years, find one of these chips, dig it out and post a photo.

Wildebeest

It would show up on an x-ray, which are viewed by the techs that took the x-ray and various doctors, nurses, and other staff. Someone would have said something by now.

Conspirologist

Said what, imbecile? MIcrochiping is allowed practice.

Wildebeest

It's not allowed practice if it's against your will. And said something like your doctor asking you about it because the doctor that reported on your x-rays would comment on it, or a tech saying that they're seeing a bunch of people with chips, which is so rare that 99.9% of people that deal with x-rays haven't seen one. Said something as in nurses or doctors raising a huge fucking stink if they were told to do this to people without them knowing, or the doctors that report on your x-rays being told not to comment on it in their report.

Ask anyone in health care, this is impossible to do and keep secret.