ardvarcus

If she uses a little too much, death becomes her.

Tallest_Skil

Too bad for them wanton promiscuity and lack of feminine behaviors make them utterly unattractive.

bufknhao

LOL

PhilaFerret

Did it happen while camping or on a European trip? Are you Catholic?

u_spez_is_a_cuck

I thought being repulsed by cum buckets was totally normal though.

Diebaumfrau

Sounds more like Islamic ideas.

Tallest_Skil

If you take apples and stew them like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does.

PhilaFerret

Verbatim, my lines for World War Z and every Always Sunny episode.