I've done RF field studies for transmitters up into the microwave and they're certainly not death beams at this strength/proximity. There's no point in making mind control rays either because CNN seems to be doing that just fine all on its lonesome.

Also, if you have to write "Amma just Google god rods" then you have no business writing an article you know fuck all about.

So yeah, my personal testimony is that this article is fake and gay.