Reddit/Google knew I had Athletes foot and I NEVER said aloud about it. ( conspiracy )

submitted by Killer_Werewolf

Here is the proof

Things I did do:

  • I never said anything aloud it ( or at least I remember doing so ; 80% sure)

  • I never typed anything about this ( 100% sure)

Things I did do:

  • starch my foot

  • put Toothpaste on the affected area

  • Constantly think about the discomfort it was giving

Ialwayssaythis

Did you buy any product pertaining to it? Could be as simple as having a gym membership where everyone at the gym is buying antifungals and you are not? That would be easy to track.

475677

Fucking toothpaste? Go to a fuckin chemist and worry about google afterwards you retarded fuck.

totes_magotes

The ad is probably targeted at the post below it with "March" in the title.

River_Otter

If you don't have tape over your cameras, do it now.

Meanwhile, ho get some 20 Mule Team borax powdered soap in the laundry aisle at the grocery store. Put a few tablespoons in a pan of warm water and soak your feet for 20 minutes each night until it is gone.

Gringojones

Vinegar works also.

Killer_Werewolf

Thanks

Hopevoats

How did you arrive at the toothpaste thing, or the starch?

Killer_Werewolf

  1. I meant “stratch;” that was a typo.

  2. As for toothpaste, mostly curiosity to see what would happen.

Hopevoats

What is stratch? Edit: Oh "scratch".

So, you had a fungal infection, and instead of using a search engine to look up natural cures, you just started applying random products to your skin?

telleveryoneyouknow

What are you doing on Reddit?

Killer_Werewolf

I want to see how the Soyboys/shills were reacting to news that Trump announced he is going to put military units at the Southern Border

475677

shenanigans. you were there for the same reason as the rest of us, differing content.

hels

Maybe the microphones can hear you scratching? This would make sense it gave an ad for jock itch.

Did you search for anything to do with itching? I ask since I've never heard of starching or putting toothpaste on athlete's foot before.

Killer_Werewolf

Maybe the microphones can hear you scratching?

This is what I think as well. Also, I meant to put “Scratching” but I accidentally typed “Starching”

nomadriders

Maybe you said it in your sleep