DillHoleBagHands

Aaaaaand saved to my hard drive.

notbuying

I lied, yes, I stole, yes, I don't feel guilty,no, somebody else would've stole it (so I am actually proud of myself) - A Jew in a nutshell

outside-the-box

I mean, if it's life and death, I would do the same this without guilt. It's a moot point, though, because it's all bullshit. When the guy pokes at him and says something about it could have been him there, he starts thinking (and takes a long "um" pause to do so) and looks to the left (classic tell for lying: left brain). He knows he's just shilling the hoax. This whole pretending to be Christian crap is just so that people will believe him as if he were an eyewitness.

B3bomber

Sounds exactly how the niggers say it.