BillyLuath

Heard this guy on the radio last night, still not convinced.

lord_nougat

Must be from residual tachyon particles left behind by cloaked ships which recently landed in the area.

Mustard_of_puppets

I'm pretty sure "differential time meters" are not real things and is just a made up stream of words.

BillyLuath

Like a cheaply made sci-fi movie.

Mustard_of_puppets

Stand by for the warp combobulator, incoming telemetrisis.

lord_nougat

OH NO SIR! We're being bombarded by discombobulation particles!