Fluoride. I brushed my teeth this morning and I'm certain it caused me to not seek out the highest good.

Tomatoes. I suggest we all engage in the barbaric practice of gnawing on them till they bleed, then toss their half masticated corpses somewhere to rot.

I see a lot of Q-LARPing here, which is baffling. It doesn’t hit any of the legitimate conspiracy notes, nor does it even touch on the “typical” (read: CIA propaganda) conspiracies–like aliens, underground military bases that have transport tubes criss-crossing the entire US, saturnian celestial dynamics, etc.