They get you when you become tired as a single ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

If you are single, you are in danger. After you become tired of looking for a soul mate, they send you a whore that is good at manipulating people while sucking cock. Remember, it's always better to be single than becoming a cuck.

notaspy

So "they" send a cocksucker after me? Who is "they" and how do I get in touch with them. I'll put my manipulation skills up against hers any day.

Tallest_Skil

Anyone who deserves to live will reject said whore sight unseen. What’s your point?

IntelligentObserver

No way to take the BJ and act like I'm interested?

Conspirologist

It's a waste of time, grasshopper.