Dysnomia

Grand solar minimum. They're cutting off most if not all public access to publicly accessible solar monitoring installations and programs.

NASA is getting fucky too with updating the code infrastructure that provides access to SOHO data, images and movies. They expect the work to take several weeks.

Spaceweather.eu is down as well.

Shuman resonance has been spiking. We've got record numbers of record strength hurricanes and typhoons. Weird shit flying past the sun. Weather warfare in full swing. Record flooding across the world. Crop shortages. Pandemonium.

Everyone should focus on the shiny orange turd in the whitehouse though. Don't worry about the impending collapse of the USD. Just focus on the shiny glowing orange turd.

The_Duke_of_Dabs

Some turd claiming to be Q earlier posted that ET's were real. I wanted to facepalm harder than ever before.

Dysnomia

ETs are real

I've completely avoided Q. Like, almost fervently. I really have nothing to substantiate my suspicion that it's a series of trolls playing jokes on the public. But I'd put my money on that we was betting.

ETs are real though. I could have a whole discussion with you on that and would probably at least change your mind at least a wee bit.

ZeldaFish

Holloman AFB and Alamogordo are uncomfortably close to where that observatory is. Could have been something fishy to do with those places (which are rumored to be performing black projects), but I wholeheartedly expect the cover story to be a "gas leak" or something similar, if they give any explanation at all...

goatsandbros

Theory: someone shit in a box and mailed it, and the box popped at the post office.

SYNCORSWIM

Would it have something to do with radio transmissions? But then why would the post office be closed? I wonder if the mail is being rerouted and if there is mail that is stuck there and people aren't receiving it? This just doesn't make sense. They have crime scene tape up at the observatory, but that doesn't mean anything specific.

1Iron_Curtain

Probably testing some new space weapon involving lasers or something like that or some sort of new radioactive material that could be used to build an extremely powerful weapon.

canbot

The only logical connection between the two would be that the post office delivers there. So possibly the FBI has some information about an attack via the mail. They may be keeping it a secret because other places are also targeted and they don't want to reveal how much they know.

Dysnomia

Who attacks a solar observatory?

Meanwhile, public solar observatories across the globe are also shutdown. Are they being attacked too?

canbot

Flat earthers

SYNCORSWIM

The post office is on the same road within walking distance. They probably just shut down the whole area. I looked at it on google earth. There's not much there besides the observatory.

SumerBreeze

Someone left a nasty meal beneath the seats and it became a biohazard.

Cathat

Damn Aliens always messing with New Mexico. One must of broke out of their cage at area 51

CrustyBeaver52

Ebola chan

Killer bees

Ghosts / Poltergeists

Alien invasion (space kind.)

Bigfoot.

Killer spiders

Toxic chemical spill.

Giant rock from space.

Government training op.

The total information silence is the best part:)

Anybody see those no label all white tanker trucks?

I love those.

Dingolicious

"(space kind.)"

I lost it.

HST

I mean... it's probably a working observatory..

GoBackToReddit

I can only find this on 3 sites with a quick search.

  1. http://archive.fo/OzyrD
  2. http://archive.fo/HJTHR
  3. http://archive.fo/P5bNp

Two of them would not archive directly.

The report interesting but I'm skeptical.

DamnDan

Someone fucked up the stargate.

SweetChicken

First thoughts, someone at the observatory saw something they weren’t supposed to see or no one expected to see. The USPS was closed because someone tried to mail a package out trying to get info out?! Weird shit that reminds me of some doomsday movie.

HST

Why would you need an ongoing investigation shutting the post office down if that was the case? That's a simple matter of "find and destroy package"

SweetChicken

I don't know. Maybe workers knew what the information was too and the FBI had to place them in "protective custody" or some shit. Any way you slice the story it is really odd that the FBI had to take over and no details are getting out. Maybe it was a box of those 'They Live' glasses. ;)

Yuke

Probably just a bomb threat or suspicious package found or something, with a little something spicy added to the mix to make this a little more interesting.

FuckYourSafespace

If it was a bomb threat they would follow the known playbook for bomb threat. They are not.

l_voated_today

That doesn't take four days to clear and they wouldn't withhold that information from local LEO.

Dysnomia

Why?

You know what. Nvm. Fuck your weak ass memes.

draaaak

You ok buddy? Need someone to talk to?

Dysnomia

No. Yes.

draaaak

Well, good luck with that.

Dysnomia

See? Fuck you.

Lol

draaaak

Haha

Ok, fine. Spill it. But don't get upset if I give you advice you don't like.

TwitterBannedIt

he just so ronery

Dougal_McHaggis

If the post office got closed too I'm guessing some conspiracy nut mailed them some white powder.

Dysnomia

Are you people.even real?

Battlefat

http://archive.fo/euxxX

Maybe one of you turbo autists can find a crumb...

LexOrandiLexCredendi

Found something.

The author is (((Liebowitz))).

SparkS

courtesy of us air force lol

muffalettadiver

turbo autist <<<that's amazing

EdSnowden

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.alamogordonews.com/amp/1227788002

The FBI is refusing to tell us what’s going on,” House said. “We’ve got people up there (at Sunspot) that requested us to standby while they evacuate it. Nobody would really elaborate on any of the circumstances as to why. The FBI were up there. What their purpose was nobody will say.”

He said he has a lot of unanswered question about what occurred at Sunspot.

“But for the FBI to get involved that quick and be so secretive about it, there was a lot of stuff going on up there,” House said. “There was a Blackhawk helicopter, a bunch of people around antennas and work crews on towers but nobody would tell us anything.”

Seems legit.

SYNCORSWIM

Maybe they found some boxes of kids that were being shipped.

Dysnomia

Boxes. Of. Kids.

Shirly, you jest.

Dysnomia

Consider me thoroughly disturbed.

2nd result from tineye does absolutely nothing to make me feel better.

SYNCORSWIM

It's beyond disturbing, but that's what I suspected for a long time. My suspicion has been confirmed. I wish I was wrong.

SYNCORSWIM

No shirly. I'm not jesting. Haven't you seen the pics? I'll see if I can find them.

theoldones

is there something the solar observatory shouldn't be seeing?

the USPS place is where the operational HQ would be located

some kind of sun cult?

Vic_V

my first thought was the observatory observed something it shouldnt have. recently there were articles on "an object flying past earth larger than the giza pyramid"

hmmm

klobos

Stargate is real.

Gorillion

Space Faggots!!!! Oh wait, that was just the movie.

Space Mind-Worms!!!

TurdLord5000

Space mind-worm faggots.

FuckYourSafespace

I'd be more worried about the priors and ori.

DanHalen

It's not too far from an air force base. What else is around it?

Kregan

But all jokes aside, this is beyond strange and I would def like to hear a follow up on this situation.

Kregan

Nothing to see here folks, run along now, shut the fuck up, watch football and remember to hate Trump and drink responsibly.

Shizy

Or drink irresponsibly, screw a stranger, and get your abortion from planned parenthood so the body parts can be sold for a profit.

l_voated_today

Pretty interesting, if they aren't giving even a hit of a reason it's got to be something fucked up.

HillBoulder

This much secrecy and the lack of involvement from local law enforced can mean only one thing in New Mexico. Little green men

satisfyinghump

More likely then E.Ts, would be a sun flare that would disrupt normal civilization.

Atarian

We're in a solar minimum, that would be unlikely.

Dysnomia

Not really. The minimum mkes Earth's shields weaker. So even weaker solar flares could disrupt civilization.

Atarian

Are you sure?

NakedWarrior

One can still hope, c'mon Carrington CME

Atarian

Yeah, fingers crossed

DependasaurusRex

And by that you mean "evil brown men," I am in complete agreement.

They are probably trying fo extract the helium for balloons, and any oil they can fin to cook their empanadas with, as is part and parcel.

HillBoulder

I'd trust an alien before a mussi

DependasaurusRex

Mayhaps, but only slightly. It could easily be either or, and neither should be here as they are incompatible.

HillBoulder

I don't doubt the existence of anything. I certainly can't blame people for doubting all the same.

srgmpdns

updated report:

https://www.kvia.com/news/top-stories/closure-of-national-solar-observatory-remains-shrouded-in-mystery/793035021

Bizarre... you'd think they'd at least have a plausible cover story.

butt_mugger5000

I heard the chinese were using some antenaee there to spy on US weapons tests facility nearby at white sands

srgmpdns

[citation required]

... and why would that necessitate closing the Post Office?

SchlangeHatRecht

Sturgeon told ABC 7 that he did not know who ordered the evacuation, adding "We remain suspended until we are allowed to return."

He accepted the order from someone. Makes no sense

Chempergrill

Thanks.

"They [FBI] spoke with my sergeant initially and they said that they would be down for a few days so that could be anywhere from a few days to months, from my past experience," said Sheriff Benny House.

They somehow know in advance it will take a couple days, so a standoff is unlikely. Crime scene maybe?

canbot

Active investigation.

un1ty

Then why are there multiple closures?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-11/national-solar-observatory-mysteriously-closed-geomagnetic-storm-looms 

AXIS 232D Network Dome Camera located in Sydney Australia

Webcams located at SOAR Observatory – The Southern Astrophysical Research Telescope located in Chile

BRT Tenerife Telescope Webcam located in Spain

Webcam located at Mauna Kea observatory at the University of Hawaii Hilo

Webcam from the Canada-France-Hawaii Telescope observatory in Hawaii

Webcam at JAT OBservatory in Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Dysnomia

Yup.

Spaceweather.eu is also down. And SOHO will be being "updated" for the next few weeks.

Remember those videos of UFOs around the sun? I remember.