cm18

Be a winner, don't play.

Bottled_Tears

The real lottery is your family members dying.

AlbitEinstein

I've speculated to whether this is how they pay the crisis actors.

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truth_s33ker

Powerball top prize is $758.7 million. That is seriously fucking insane. You know the people have got to be taking money from that prize pool. For all we know Powerball could bring in billions and they just give out a fraction of it. Power fucking ball, so crazy.

Official_Bill_Gates

Serbian Lottery Scandal - number comes up on the screen before drawn : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNxHoLZ7KQU

Grunger

I know people who have won millions. It is still a scam, though, for the most part. They have power over when the prize is released. Most times they pick the "winning" numbers from the pile of unsold combinations.

draaaak

A tax on people who are bad at math.

TheTrigger

You'd think so, but there's been math enthusiasts who've figured out foolproof ways of knowing how to pick winning scratch cards, by looking at them for a split second. And the crazy part is, the lottery people never really seem to give a shit. Other people figure out odds of how/when/where to buy their tickets to maximize odds of winning; people make their living this way.

I'll concede, however, that the average idiot definitely won't ever see any big payouts— aside from the most random of outliers. Last I checked, people were running deep-learning AI scripts that would literally take in to account every last conceivable (and inconceivable, to a human) calculation that would accurately predict outcomes in all forms of betting and gambling.

rootbeervloat

Where are you checking for these Lotto winning AIs? I'd like to have one. Although I do recall an article about horse betting predictions being done by legacy systems (think dos machines) that worked too well to upgrade

AlbitEinstein

If the game is rigged, some math wiz should be able to figure it out, because that means there is a non uniform distribution of outcomes. A truly unrigged game should have equal probability of choosing any number.

Conway

I went to grade school through high school with someone that won 200+ million. Sadly He gave me none of it lol. He was a good person, my mom worked a cafeteria job with his mom for years. Doubt he was in any kind of position to be hand picked.

And a person down the street from me won 1million on a scratch off 20 or so years ago. Her son was in the air force doing some kind of intelligence work. So maybe that was a pay out... but, I find that unlikely.

Just because you are more likely to be struck by lightening two or three times doesn't mean it's rigged.

TwitterBannedIt

2 or 3 times?

Fuck our lives suck.

Statistically speaking...

TheTrigger

I'm on the fence. But like all things, the answer's probably somewhere in the middle. I'm sure most of it is legit; but one would be a fool to think that choice people aren't gifted golden tickets, from time to time. Money laundering, etc. Lotteries have always been, historically, riddled with trickery and deceit. That's why we now have so many laws and regulations surrounding them.

Hell, here in Ontario, Canada: it's all state run. There is no legal gambling outside of what is permitted by the OLG. But we all know that state-run corporations/projects are normally pillars of integrity who'd never allow any form of corruption to influence their operation.

ChimpClubber

I think you're absolutely spot on. Same thing with "sweepstakes", consumers think they might get a chance, but the prizes are only given to people with connections.

also the "sweepstakes" require consumers, often children, to send in their dox and a list of things they like. it's really to get consumer info for advertising purposes.

ardvarcus

The people who run the Lottery win. Every fucking time. If you mean that lotteries are very often dishonest and "fixed" I completely agree with you. The money is paid out to relatives and friends of lottery employees and others connected with the lottery operation. Very little reaches the actual players who buy the tickets.

benjitsu

The system has/is brutalized in Canada by convenience store owners.

dalik

Not really sure what your talking about.

Lotto appears to be a real thing, people do actually win.

The chances of winning are low and if your good with money or not is another thing in itself if you win. Also expect people come out of the woodwork asking for money which includes family and friends even from the past.

TheTrigger

Yup. I've always told myself, that if for whatever reason I come across huge sums of money: I'm gonna throw it in a trust, and hire an accountant who's sole job is to give people excellent explanations as to why they won't be receiving any of it. "Talk to my accountant and you guys can figure it out. He handles all of it, 'cause I'm too retarded to know what I'm doing," will be my mantra.

Except for the real dirtbag worms, from my past, who may show up for some gibs. They'll get preferential treatment... think... "very high-budget pranks". Life-destroying, mind-breaking, soul-crushing pranks. Some psychological terror kind of shit.

ShavedLlama

"very high-budget pranks". Life-destroying, mind-breaking, soul-crushing pranks. Some psychological terror kind of shit.

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh tell me tell me tell me tell meee

dan_k

One of my neighbors in the 80-90s hit for 5 million dollars, I helped her move into her new house and watched as she blow through in in no time, I don't believe you.

ChimpClubber

just because she's your neighbor doesn't mean she doesn't have connections. the people closest to us keep CRAZY secrets from us. I found out my humble grandparents are multi millionaires, but that's actually a huge secret! and I sure as hell ain't gonna see a penny of it.

however, in secret my family that's a generation down from these milionaires are ripping each other to shreds in privacy. but I'm not allowed to see what's going on.

HarlandKornfeld14

I found out my humble grandparents are multi millionaires, but that's actually a huge secret! and I sure as hell ain't gonna see a penny of it.

THANKS BOOMERS

dan_k

preposterous sir, utter poppycock

**smacks you with a hwite glove.

TwitterBannedIt

If cartoons have taught me anything....

It's that Ya'll have to duel now.