Keep you eyes open for Jade Helm 15. Starts in 10 minutes in fact.

At least the inmates will have lots of junk food to eat while watching the coup de etat news on TV. This news is so ironic. I swear, the frigging idiots really running the US have a very warped sense of humor.

Walmart claims 'plumbing issues' cause whole stores to close. Sure. Research the Walmart rabbit hole and shit will get real quick.