I do love the cougars.

The youngest ladies are too bitchy and demand enslavement, the midgrade beginner cougars are hardly any better, it's the 9 time losers that really appreciate a good cocksmith...

Had a wealthy, Asian 50+ once, best time of my life, if she hadn't been completely insane (I'm talking about "I have cia implants, I'll show you one day" crazy) I would have kept her forever. First time a woman every bought me everything and boy it makes the younger girls insanely jealous when you stroll out with em, which was pretty amazing to behold.