We have two options. Get the government involved to "protect" internet freedom and defend our god-given right to social media. Or, just stop wasting time on some gay myspace ripoff. I'm for that later, what do you guys think?

Every corporation that receives any amount of government funding (not net aid, any funding whatsoever) should be beholden to all parts of the US Constitution, under penalty of sedition (for domestic companies) or treason (for international companies).

This, of course, disincentivizes receiving government aid in the first place, which shrinks the size and power of the government, which saves the society in which the corporation exists.