Obama's family is horribly inbred. That's why Michelle needed IVF ( conspiracy )

submitted by Aged

Think about it. They come from Kenya, and we all know about these tribal societies don't let them marry outside their family for political and financial reasons. As result, Obama is the unlucky result of this that shoot blanks over and over again, and so comes the artificial method.

Food_Stamp

The most strange occurrence to me was probably the times she was dancing and you could clearly see her cock flopping around.

Fateswebb

Rivers faked her death. But yeah shortly after calling Mike out.

halinflorida

She's a person with a Y chromosome and likely all other body parts as well. Barry is a gayboi and the kids are from another couple.

KeepGoingRight

... Also, he's Hella gay

DownRange

Yeah and the fuck who killed her even took a selfie during the hit to use a proof for payment.

Here_Comma_Suk_Dd

Sauce?

IIJOSEPHXII

S/he didn't have IVF (in vitro fertilization) s/he /it had ISEF (in somebody else fertilization)

Meet the parents https://twitter.com/llJOSEPHXll/status/1060862303543934977?s=19

Food_Stamp

Mike obama cant have babies cause hes got a dick, bro.

mememeyou

BBC

cryptex

Michael*

And keep up, she is a he.

Men can't have babies.