What movies would you make watch your teen children? ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

What movies would you make watch your teen children?

My choice would be:

Eyes Wide Shut

8 MM

Blade Runner

Total Recall

What about you?

The_Raven

Trainspotting

lord_nougat

I would not trust any movies to watch my teen children.

Diggernicks

This

blagjesus

Closet Land so they learn that 98% of woman who wear black underwear are closet whores.

Conspirologist

Unfortunately the majority of meat popsicles will never watch this.

blagjesus

I saw it when I was young and it messed with my head a little bit.

TrialsAndTribulation

Show "8 MM" to a teenager? That's insane, just as showing "Eyes Wide Shut". Both of those movies messed with my head when I saw them as an adult.

Documentaries are better for redpilling your teenage children.

Diggernicks

I'm pleased the experimental surgery to remove your balls was a success.

TrialsAndTribulation

Don't be an asshole. I chose not to traumatize my children. They didn't need to see 8 MM when they were 15. Should I have let them watch "Naked Lunch", or "Audition", or "I Spit on Your Grave" too? You seem to think that children can handle any kind of material. As their father, I chose to let them be believe the world isn't as disgusting, evil, and horrible as it actually is. I guess that to you means I have no balls. Tell ya what: let me know how your brood of incipient psychopaths turn out by your progressive parenting, letting watch filth under the guise of "red pilling" them.

Conspirologist

Don't worry, my kids are not soyboy fagots.

TrialsAndTribulation

I wasn't talking to you, eurofag.

Gringojones

You don't have kids because you haven't sexed up your girlfriend who broke her hymen without you. Stop fucking lying.

TrevorLahey

I would make "Naked Lunch" watch my teen. Let the old Clark Nova file reports on them.

hangry

You've slipped into Pa Dutch word order. "Throw the cow over the fence some hay."

Tallest_Skil

Eyes Wide Shut

That's nice. Show your kids pornography. Great going.

Diggernicks

Agreed. Pornography is neato

Diggernicks

Debbie does Dallas. A true classic.

Mumbleberry

"The Importance of Grammar" from imilliterate studios

FloridaGuy

You beat me to it. Jesus, it was hard as hell to get through that title.

Mumbleberry

I think OP is a native speaker of a germanic language

Gringojones

It doesn't matter what language he is a native of. He switches fairly consistantly between fluent and broken English on different posts. Either he's a copy pasta or an account used by multiple people.

lord_nougat

I think OP is a native speaker of a RETARD ic language.

FTFY.

Mumbleberry

Halt die Fresse, Hurensohn. A good chunk of English IS germanic