Funnily enough this link isn't blocked in China!

Here's how it works.

In China, it is illegal to breathe air. Everyone needs to breathe to live, so they do it. But when someone does something that China doesn't like, but isn't exactly illegal, they get charged for breathing air.

What's that citizen? You don't want your entire life monitored by us? You don't want to be forced to self-censor everything you say or write? You must be an enemy of the state!