NEXT HEADLINE: "Looking into Sun now thought to have health benefits"

If only we had a meter that turned bright red when we have had too much sun.

A few years ago they came out and said that flossing makes no difference.

Or more likely: people with higher rates of sun exposure are also more physically active.

Scientists are not good with cause and effect.

When our ancestors lived outdoors in tropical regions and ran around half naked

My white ancestors never lived in tropical regions. This is racist!