For anyone that isn't already aware, they have cameras in advertising walls / monitors to track patronage and eye count

https://www.shoppermedia.com.au/advertisers

OMG! Now I'm a bit nervous. See, its like this: Every time I go to the ice cream section at my local Aldi Market and find a carton of Marshmallow Chocolate Ice Cream, I masturbate and ejaculate into the container then replace the lid before going on to the frozen pizza section. OMG! I hope (((they))) don't try to monetize my video on one of those "spy-cam" web sites.

P.S. (Before you ask, yes I do things with random assorted frozen pizzas but that requires more effort, dedication, stealth and a non-leaking container.)

P.P.S (Oh, and again, before you ask, I'm a Vegan.)

Now to fuck with them so the fridge won't open for fat people.

Easy. Wear a hat with a micro led light on it to 'white out' the camera. I supposed this means I need another tool to procure goods. Watch them ban hats in the future. smh.