Actresses who do sex scenes are like porn actresses ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

In case you are mentally retarded, actresses who make sex scenes are like porn actresses. The only difference is they don't get gross scenes involving genitalia like in porn movies, simply because producers are refrained by the code. If you see one of these actresses, they are fucked up in the head like porn actresses who let be pissed in their mouth.

AbyormenitePiranha

In case you are mentally retarded, actresses who make sex scenes are ~~like~~ porn actresses.

praump

Celebrities are porn personified

lord_nougat

And horses are like birds in how their heads go down like a bent knuckle shape.

This was very logically explained to me by a weird autistic guy I met on a bus on some island one time.

Tallest_Skil

Never mind that any actor or actress of any note has had been made to rape children (or engage in homosexuality) to get where they are today. They’re not “like” porn; they are .