Have you ever tried to call the FBI? ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

I tried twice. I tried to warn the FBI about what is going on. The first time the FBI told me that the US is controlled by perverts, and the guy answering is a pervert himself. The second time the FBI just hung up on me. This is not really what you would expect.

EpiPendemic

I have reported two things via their online tool one time it was what i think was CP on youtube about 4 years ago and about a year ago I reported a network on online dog selling scammers websites i encountered when I tried to buy my bro-in-law a dog. Nothing ever came of either that I know of. Never called them haven't found the need but I hope they are a bit more competent than the local boys if I ever really need them. I pay taxes so I want them to do their jobs.

jcd1158

Just curious, what did you think would happen? What made you decide to call and warn the FBI about corruption that largely includes the FBI?

thelma

When you call you have to tell them that you found some granny panties that you think belonged to J. Edgar.

They'll be right over.

jcd1158

"Yea, they're like a black lace with a hole cut out in the back for some reason? I figured you guys would take it as a historical document"

jcd1158

Goddamn that got a good laugh out of me, thanks friend

BillyLuath

Keep trying, maybe try calling several times a day.

syme_newspeakagent

LOL