Formula for INSANITY: Believe in hate crime hoaxes, take prescription medications, eat GMOs, drink tap water, get your flu shot, watch CNN, and read the NYT and WashPo

submitted 2019-02-24T18:34 by madmalloy

dirtydyno 2019-02-24T21:10

Use Facebook on your smart "spy" phone

ardvarcus 2019-02-24T20:30

Drinking bottled water is far worse than drinking tap water. You get a toxic mix of plastics and their byproducts with every sip.

Inara__Serra 2019-02-24T19:08

Right. Just skip all m3dications. Die soon and often

goatmensch 2019-02-24T18:56

How to NPC yourself.

Or, don't believe in your Creator.

heygeorge 2019-02-24T18:49

Natural News is as bad as Weekly World News.

madmalloy 2019-02-24T22:34

I guess it doesn't live up to SoapboxBanhammer's standards.

heygeorge 2019-02-25T00:12

Such a weak weasely strawman of an answer! Moreso because this low quality trash may fit better there, you twit.

madmalloy 2019-02-25T01:00

That wasn't an answer because there was no question, just an opinion stated by an ass.

heygeorge 2019-02-25T01:02

Would you consider it a reply? How about this:

Why is your head shoved so far up your ass that you think Natural News bears repeating?

madmalloy 2019-02-25T01:07

Listening to you whine makes my night! Thanks for the laughs!

heygeorge 2019-02-25T01:13

Listening to you whine makes my night!

Sounds like a sad existence, mate, and also a telling answer to my question. Glad to help cheer you up a bit.

sinclair 2019-02-24T19:27

How about Newspunch? We need a real list of post-onion style "news".

Beforeitsnews is another one.

heygeorge 2019-02-24T19:46

They suck, too. Fucking idiots complain about MSM then post this shit and quote it as fact.