What's the real Kelly Catlin's cause of suicide?

What's the real Kelly Catlin's cause of suicide? ( heavy.com )

submitted 2019-03-12T00:35 by Conspirologist

9 comments

Themooninthesky 2019-03-12T00:44

She was fuck ugly? Alex? Had pancreatic cancer? For 2000?

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brandnewset 2019-03-12T02:10

Too soon to talk about her like that. Pure evil.

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Conspirologist 2019-03-12T00:46

WTF? Where did you get this?

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Conspirologist 2019-03-12T00:42

According to what the article says, Kelly was an a grade student and an Olympian champion. Basically a super human being. She also had two siblings, which means she unlikely suffered from loneliness. I have two theories. First is that she was murdered by someone at university dorm, because degenerates can't stand exceptional people. Second is that she was a lesbian, since in the picture she looks like a male, and felt to be a freak. The fact that she killed herself on 8th March makes the second theory of sexual dysfunction way plausible.

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benjitsu 2019-03-12T02:23

You don't think the traumatic brain injury mentioned has anything to do with it?

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Conspirologist 2019-03-12T03:44

It's possible to diagnose a real brain injury in time. Unless her family were illiterate rednecks.

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benjitsu 2019-03-12T05:34

Actually I am pretty sure a TMI can be pretty hard to definitively diagnose. It was only a month or something since...more plausible than your "she's good at something let's murder her" or "lesbian suicide syndrome"

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bfriend13 2019-03-12T01:06

Because of International Womens Day?

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Conspirologist 2019-03-12T01:13

Have you noticed there is no boyfriend mourning her?

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