Voat4CBD

It's Ma'am!

magic3383

That's a penis.

111_onlythetruth

i thought that was michael obummer with a beef package for her boyfriend.

Bolux

Looks like she could give Michael a run for his money,battle of the bulge.

CrustyBeaver52

That explains a lot.

The1stLantern

I see outline of a revolver. Hypocrisy but what do you expect?>

mememeyou

That's an assault rifle, no pea shooter

dontdoxxmefaggots

is these any better videos of this? this could easily be explained away as folds on the dress. we need some video like michael dancing on ellen.

HillBoulder

To have a malleable bulge dead center like that can only mean one thing.

dontdoxxmefaggots

then it should be trivial to get more evidence

HillBoulder

I'd think so. I had never even heard of this penis cunt bump before, I'm definitely watching for more of it now.

dontdoxxmefaggots

ping me when you find something

HillBoulder

Yep likewise.

Privacy_Terms

"She" has a penis

TFW this doesn't even surprise you anymore: https://i.imgtc.com/JwHU8sL.jpg

Pizzalurker15

Thats Tim Pool in a couple years

HillBoulder

Both the left and right drive him absolutely crazy. He's definitely gonna crack soon.

Gravspeed

Kek

pushthis

Its a control op thats been going on for a while.

We are supposed to repeat the michelle obama has a dick and be discredited.

Lame tactic

davemcgowanwasright

It's not a tactic. Big Mike is a dude. If you can't see that, you're blind.

pushthis

See goats?

pcpmasterrace

HONK HONK

xExekut3x

Looks like a dick, and she's also got some saggy titties.

VitaloStarbucky

taking tips from mr obama i see

apple-bag

thats no gun, Thats a fucking salami !!!!!!!

Mylon

I see the distinct profile of a grip, a barrel, and a cylinder. It's a revolver.

Gorillion

If your dick looks like that, go see a doctor.

i_scream_trucks

doctor doctor, i think i have a pistol for a penis!

what makes you say that?

i keep shooting blanks :/ fml

BillyLuath

Seems a strange place to carry, lower on the inside of the leg makes more sense.

I'm going with it's a Michael package.

NoTrueScotsman

That's actually how I tend to carry in a skirt. If the skirt isn't satiny and drapey like that, it doesn't print and is more comfortable not to have it on your thigh. With a skirt, you can still draw through the waistband instead of pulling it up. Thigh would probably be better with a one-piece dress, though, like you say.

Sometimesineedhelp

?? What safe holster let's you carry like that? That just seems retarded and awkward, & it seems less safe than purse carrying tbh

NoTrueScotsman

How in the world would it be less safe than having your gun off your body in a commonly stolen item? I don't understand why you would think that at all. How would it be less safe in any way than purse carry?

I use a SmartCarry. I don't find it awkward at all, it's very comfortable, quick to get into place, and pretty easy to keep hidden with my wardrobe. I don't find drawing from inside the waistband to pose any significant issue, it's a pretty commonly used method.

Sometimesineedhelp

The safety concern was just with how it seems to be flopping/bouncing around with every step, I agree purse carry is far from ideal, but I really think holsters should be rigid enough to firmly hold your gun so you can reliably expect it to be in the same place your put it.

NoTrueScotsman

I don't find that mine bounces much when I walk, and it has certainly never relocated itself on me. If it did bounce like that, is also expect it to chafe. Maybe mine is fitted to me better than whatever she's packing, I have altered it slightly for angle.

BillyLuath

If you look here at the .44 mark, it looks more like a strap on sex toy of some sort.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZGra8_mAlE

Gorillion

An anon on the chans posted a webm showing that the straps match those of a cock-tucking device.

The theory is that "Jacinta" got a semi while sitting and it flipped out of the holster.

elitch2

Yeah. That seems about right.

Can we please take our planet back from these moloch worshiping fucks sometime soon?

Edenz

Leslie Nielsen warned you about hollyweird, Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult