Do you trust having children being born in hospitals? ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

I don't understand people trusting hospitals with their newborns. Are you aware how many mentally sick pieces of shit nurses are having fun with swapping newborns? If you trusted giving birth in a hospital, I pity you and your wanna be children.

sheriffmark

Had 2 kids at home 40 years ago. Did my homework and told my doctor to go fuck himself. He is probably dead from his Coke habit by now.

Hand_of_Node

Hospital births are for normies. Mine was had at home with a Midwife for 3K.

trevmon

wives cheating on husbands and having kids from another man is more of a threat than nurses switching babies

1Sorry_SOB

Please don't be that dumb.

Rabid-Patriot

We refused to allow our children out of our site. Never once were either of my kids allowed at the nursery in the hospital. Dont trust any stranger to be alone with my kids

Madie49

Worked in healthcare all my life, most recently in Labor and Delivery department for years before retirement. Your concerns are not - nor have ever been - a concern based on reality. What IS a concern however is that they all get a SS# before discharge and also inoculations - and circumcisions - but those are all PARENTAL APPROVED - so the need to wake up the parents is the real problem

NoRoyalty

If the reality is that vaccines and circumcisions are all "parental approved" then I don't understand why parents need to wake up. I mean, if all the parents approve, then what's the problem?

Hand_of_Node

Might as well say we need to raise the average IQ by 50 points.

sinclair

Preemies don't have that much of a choice. Trust or die.

King_Leopold_II

Fuck no. I will do everything possible to provide a safe birh at home when the time comes.

First you have to worry about making sure the baby is yours and stays in your sight. I don't imagine the story we saw today of some bitch purposefully switching them happens a lot. But it does happen.

Secondly if you manage to get yours and you have a son, you have to keep the damn doctors from mutilating your sons genitals. Heaven help the doctor that fucks with any son of mine.

NakatomiBaby

We had a children 13 and 11 yrs ago....they never left our sight. Dad went in with both for baths and dressing and then they were both in the hosp. room the entire stay.

Veridic

In our local hospital the baby never leaves the room.

fuspezza

Also Circumcisions are not even done at my hospital no more you have to take your kid elsewhere to get mulled.

NoTrueScotsman

I think hospitals are best avoided, but infant swapping is far from my primary concern.

NoRoyalty

Perhaps the issue of the type of employees working in the hospital is important. Like psychopaths or sociopaths maybe should be weeded out.

worldwidewashout

My son looks exactly like me, and he was born in the hospital. If he's not really mine, I guess I found my coincidental doppelganger.

Computergeek01

The same. My wife actually complains that our kid looks nothing like her.

worldwidewashout

Like being roommates with a small circus mirror that you have to feed

thomastheglassexpert

I suppose I could have led wife to barn and threw a blanket down and done it myself if that's what you are asking. And yes I followed each of my 4 kids every moment from pussy to neonatal and did not take my eyes off them at all. Is baby-swapping really a big thing in your mind and why?

Hand_of_Node

What are you talking about with a barn and doing it yourself?

thomastheglassexpert

Did you read the question? I answered the question. Some kids are born in a barn and some in hospitals or the backseat of a car or bathroom of McDonalds. Question posted was the wisdom of letting a hospital have full responsibility of new born kid assuming that evil niggers would somehow do harm to the kid. Assuming it was a racist question but not sure but I think so. So I answered.

Hand_of_Node

I'm seeing a lot of more likely possibilities between a hospital birth and a barn birth. (i.e. hiring a Midwife and having the birth at home like normal healthy people) Although your followup statement that "some kids are born in barns" is likely to be true. But I don't think that's what he was asking.

BTW, what's the difference between 'regular' quart jars, and quart jars specifically made for canning?

thomastheglassexpert

I am architectural glass expert not bottling glass expert so heck if I know. Upon occasion some folks ask a ? of glass and I am expert of glass but only a certain type of glass. There are actually a great many niches of glass!

elitch2

If you see nigger nurses, you should worry.

Conspirologist

Because I am well educated and know the Murphy's Laws.

Whiteflighter

If it were whites only.