turitelle

And it will be same parents using those diapers as who gives babies their smart phones to chew on. The poor kids just don't have a chance.

FriedChicken

It's not like babies in diapers don't already come with a wireless system to indicate they need changing -_-

madscientist3469

The radiation exposure isn't safe for ANYONE, let alone babies. Studies have shown measurable changes in various body tissues, including brain tissue, from exposure to microwave radiation from cell phones. Everybody should limit their wifi & cell signal exposure as much as reasonably possible.

Le_Squish

I got a blue tooth speaker and actually read the manual and it clearly says not less that 2 feet from living things but you know, whatever.

apple-bag

this is almost as good as the old smart pipe skit

Sometimesineedhelp

Yeah, sterilize your infants because you're too addicted to your screens to be a fucking parent, society is headed in a great direction

Camulos

We're all but full blown Sodom and Gomorrah ever here. I just wanna know when to duck when the fire rain starts again.