Judeo-Satanists have bastards and clones ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

Judeo-Satanists have bastards and clones. Can you foresee the outcomes?

ardvarcus

No-name Satanist bastards battle for supremacy with mentally feeble Satanist clones. The bastards pray to their god Satan for help, and Satan lets the Christians kill them all, because he's evil. Also, he has a sense of humor.

Conspirologist

That's right. The poor bastards (no pun intended) can't understand that Satan is based on Loki, who hates anybody who believes him.